Wednesday 9 September 2009

Just for Fun Perfect Example....

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

Fwd: ♥ : Tongue Twisters





 

Here are some cool English Tongue Twisters, have fun !    Repeat them a few times !

 

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

 

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!           -     
 

 

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

 

If you understand, say "understand" .
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

 

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

 

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB       

 

"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"                  

 

 I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

 

if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide- By S.Walton

 

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

 

 These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

 

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

Lala Gope Gappungam Das.                                  

 

You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

 

Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

 

Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick                                   

 

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

 

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

 

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea. 

 

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

 

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. .... 

 

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

 

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...

 

SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP             

 

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?

 

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

 

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

 

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?" 

 

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood...

 

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

 

Paresh P  Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune              

An Ape hates grape cakes.

 

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more  - By Sethna Hilla

 

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. 

 

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.     

 

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES 
              

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

 

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

 

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?  

 

baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......

 

My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.

 

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

 

Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.

 

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?             

 

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

 

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.          

 

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???

 

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

 

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

 

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

 

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

 

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

 

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

 

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

 

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. 

 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?             

Black bug's blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

 

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
 If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??  

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

She saw a fish on the seashore and I'm sure The fish she saw on the seashore was a saw-fish. 

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
                                                                                          Made by    - ANON RAY & T CHAKRABORTY.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.

Here's the answer:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the
doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

 

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light' s light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Pooped purple pelicans.

Betty block brought some bric a brac.

Cuthbert's cuff links                     

 

 

 

 


 

Is Your Dad Home?





What a Woman Wants in a Man







What I Want In A Man, Original List ... 
(at age 22) 

1. Handsome 
2. Charming 
3. Financially Successful 
4. A Caring Listener 
5. Witty 
6. In Good Shape 
7. Dresses with Style 
8. Appreciates the Finer Things 
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover 
******* 

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... 
(at age 32) 

1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head 
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant 
4. Listens more than he talks 
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times 
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease 
7. Owns at least one tie 
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries 
10. Seeks romance at least once a week 
******* 

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... 
(at age 42) 

1. Not too ugly - bald head OK 
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion 
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking 
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes 
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach 
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down 
10. Shaves on most weekends 
******* 

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... 
(at age 52) 

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length 
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 
3. Doesn't borrow money too often 
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting 
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times 
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends 
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner 
9. Remembers your name on occasion 
10. Shaves on some weekends 
******* 

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... 
(at age 62) 

1. Doesn't scare small children 
2. Remembers where bathroom is 
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep) 
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing 
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 
7. Usually wears some clothes 
8. Likes soft foods 
9. Remembers where he left his teeth 
10. Remembers when... 

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... 
(at age 72) 

1. Breathing